These are actual and factual things that have been said to me, I hope I can add some from my grooming friends soon!
“I’d like it to be shaved, but no haircut, is that possible?”
” can you make it look longer?”
” My vet is treating her for flaming asshole”
” the nails cut me, after you cut them, maybe the nails are angry”
“my dog needs to see this picture of me, so please post it on your wall so he can see it while grooming him”